Researchers in Antarctica found a giant penguin. A 6-foot 7-inch tall penguin!
Ok…so it’s not ALIVE. It’s a fossil. They figure it would have been about 250 pounds! How awesome is that!
I want a giant penguin. I have said in the past that I want a pet triceratops that I can ride to work. I still want that. For the summer. I think dinosaurs prefer the summer months. Whenever I see pictures of dinosaurs, they are in very steamy climates.
But, just like your car needs summer and winter tires, I need summer and winter transport! THAT is where Remy comes it.
(Remy is the name of my penguin. In case that wasn’t clear.)
See, penguins slide across the snow and ice without a problem. It will be much easier to get to work in the snow on a penguin. Andromeda can go to Florida and play on the beach. She loves the beach. She’ll run in and out of waves for hours. She also loves Frisbee and theme parks.
(Andromeda is the name of my triceratops. In case that wasn’t clear.)
But while Andromeda is looking around Diagon Alley at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, Remy and I will be cruising the snow drifts! I think that would make more sense because whenever I watch Happy Feet, there’s snow.
I just want to care for my prehistoric animals! And make sure they are in the proper climate even if they aren’t in the proper time period.
That is why I want to see the science from Jurassic Park become a reality. So I can have cool pets to ride to work.
As a bonus, I would like a giant sloth to cuddle with. Because that would be amazing. Bodhi and I would read comic books and eat jelly beans and leaves all day long.
(Bodhi is the name of my giant sloth. In case that wasn’t clear.)
(This name joke is still funny. In case that wasn’t clear.)
I’m off to look for fossils in amber.